Read It, & (Try Not To) Weep

Hey folks. Just writing my first blog post, and I didn't realize how stressful it can be to share your feelings!!  I have started over about 100 times, and finally realized for the first time to just write about something easy for me to talk about: myself.  If you know me, you should already know that I grew up in St. Anthony, I worked at Big J's for a million years,  and I recently got married to the luckiest guy in the universe!  Those are easy-peasy facts.  So here are some slightly more interesting (or maybe boring, if you're lame) tidbits about myself.

1.  I don't like your feet.  Yes, yours.  I don't care who you are, or how often you get pedicures.  I don't like them, so keep them out of my face and no one will get hurt.

2.  I drool in my sleep.  Don't act disgusted!  You know you do it too.

3.  I love Fun Dips.  You can never go wrong with licking flavored sugar off of a stick made with more sugar. Mmm...

4.  I know how to make REAL gravy.  No, not that nasty stuff you pour out of a package and add water.  I mean the real stuff, with the meat drippings and corn starch. 

5.  I always laugh at my own jokes.  My husband says that I am my biggest fan.... sadly, that is probably true!  "What did the guy say when he walked into the bar??"  ...... OUCH!!  hahahaha Cracks me up every time. :]

6.  I love stupid jokes.  See #5.

7.  I secretly miss the old grandma car that I drove.  Yes, the one with the chipping paint and the white bumper.  

8.  I dislike the color orange.  I don't know why. Maybe it's because nothing rhymes with orange. (Maybe door hinge??  Nah...)

9.  I don't eat left overs.  They were left over because obviously nobody wanted to eat them in the first place, so why would I want to eat them now?  

10.  I miss my family, friends, Chiz's ranch, big bathtub, and Gator Jacks, and I can't WAIT to go home for a visit! <3

11.  This might be kind of lame for a blog post, but they will get better.

11A.  I currently don't have any followers, so it doesn't really matter how lame my blog post is. ;)

13.  You didn't notice that I wrote 11A instead of 12.

14.  You just checked to to make sure I was telling the truth. 

15.  I will write a better, more insightful post soon!!