Hey folks. Just writing my first blog post, and I didn't realize how stressful it can be to share your feelings!! I have started over about 100 times, and finally realized for the first time to just write about something easy for me to talk about: myself. If you know me, you should already know that I grew up in St. Anthony, I worked at Big J's for a million years, and I recently got married to the luckiest guy in the universe! Those are easy-peasy facts. So here are some slightly more interesting (or maybe boring, if you're lame) tidbits about myself.
1. I don't like your feet. Yes, yours. I don't care who you are, or how often you get pedicures. I don't like them, so keep them out of my face and no one will get hurt.
2. I drool in my sleep. Don't act disgusted! You know you do it too.
3. I love Fun Dips. You can never go wrong with licking flavored sugar off of a stick made with more sugar. Mmm...
4. I know how to make REAL gravy. No, not that nasty stuff you pour out of a package and add water. I mean the real stuff, with the meat drippings and corn starch.
5. I always laugh at my own jokes. My husband says that I am my biggest fan.... sadly, that is probably true! "What did the guy say when he walked into the bar??" ...... OUCH!! hahahaha Cracks me up every time. :]
6. I love stupid jokes. See #5.
7. I secretly miss the old grandma car that I drove. Yes, the one with the chipping paint and the white bumper.
8. I dislike the color orange. I don't know why. Maybe it's because nothing rhymes with orange. (Maybe door hinge?? Nah...)
9. I don't eat left overs. They were left over because obviously nobody wanted to eat them in the first place, so why would I want to eat them now?
10. I miss my family, friends, Chiz's ranch, big bathtub, and Gator Jacks, and I can't WAIT to go home for a visit! <3
11. This might be kind of lame for a blog post, but they will get better.
11A. I currently don't have any followers, so it doesn't really matter how lame my blog post is. ;)
13. You didn't notice that I wrote 11A instead of 12.
14. You just checked to to make sure I was telling the truth.
15. I will write a better, more insightful post soon!!
